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Queen City Dies Laughing Chapter ElevenQueen City Dies Laughing Chapter 11Queen City Dies Laughing Chapter Eleven by White0wlsuperheroine
The Holiday season was fast approaching. The stores in downtown Queen City were adding little seasonal touches: snow, winter coats, mannequins with packages and so forth. The ads for the Nutcracker and for A Christmas Carol started popping up on the billboards. But the news still focused on the inefficiency of the police department.
Wiley Wolfer, a local radio talk show host was the worst. He consistently beat out Rush in the same time slot, because he applied the same passion and humor to skewering the local politicians and public figures as Rush did to the national ones.
Today, though, White Owl, Peyton Reed and Rance Pettingill were in the crosshairs of his sarcastic wit.
“And I say, that the Buffoon has made a laughingstock of the rank and file police officer. The average citizen is fearing for his life; and its because those in charge can't find their hind ends with a map and both hands. Not only that, b